(More Than) Just a Friend (To The Sea) feat. Biz Markie Horatio M.C. (Ft. Biz Markie)

[Verse 1: Biz Markie]
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But your seafaring passions just didn’t relate?
Let me tell ya a story ‘bout my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from a landlocked nation

The way that I met her was on the Twitter
She had misconceptions ‘bout life on water
I DM’d her straight, "Come down to the marina
So I can ask you some questions bout your nautical demeanor.”

I asked her sailing skill, she said “Land-lub-bah”
She had new boat shoes and a very big… car
Then when I asked, “Do ya have a fear," she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don’t, water’s my friend"

[Chorus 1: Together]
You, you got what I need but you’re saying you can’t swim
But you’re saying you can’t swim, oh baby
You, you wanna sail the seas, but boats you can’t comprehend
But boats you can’t comprehend, oh baby

[Verse 2: Biz Markie]
So I took Lub-bah over to talk to the Cap'n
I thought “here’s a commander who’ll make it happen”
Cause he’s trained crews and that’s a fact
Like Alfie, Brunie, and Sea Dog (the mack)