Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. Chali 2NA, Nice Peter & "Weird Al" Yankovic)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
BILL NYE!
VERSUS!
SIR ISAAC NEWTON!
BEGIN!

[Sir Isaac Newton]
Of all the scientific minds in history
They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?
I'm a master, I discovered gravity!
I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree
You're no match for me, you got a bach degree
I got a unit of force named after me!
You want a battle, guy? That's a crazy notion
When I start flowing, I stay in motion
First Law! Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect?
Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect
I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift!
I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with
You waste time debating creationists, while I create the science you explain to kids

[Bill Nye]
Yes, it's true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show
But now I do what I got to do to make sure scientific thought can grow
And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride, what'd you do with the back half of your life?
You freaked out, started counting coins for the bank, and you sure didn't have no wife! Oooh!
You wrote the book on gravity, but you couldn't attract no body
Your work on orbits was exemplary, but your circle of friends was shoddy! (Oh!)
You don't wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye! (Why?)
I rap sharp like a needle in your eye. Oh!
Stick to drinking that Mercury
Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get beat!