Stand There Until You’re Sober Bomb the Music Industry!

[Verse 1]
Brown paper bags metal cans
Sixty degrees Fahrenheit
We can't see the stars tonight 'cause apartments generate ambient light
I'm sorry that we're not already drunk

Hours later we're getting there
Meters away from the shore
My forty of Corona is just drops away from being kicked
And I don't know what I'm gonna be tomorrow

[Chorus 1]
When you stayed overnight making out with a stranger
In the bottom of a boat that belonged to a stranger
And you came home at six in the morning
After being caught ass naked by the dude who threw the party
I thought that we'd never grow up

[Verse 2]
And now all my friends rise at eight
They go to sleep before midnight
And I just wanna drink 'til three embarrassing myself publicly
And you all used to be just like me
You fuckers used to be just like me

[Chorus 2]
Now I sit and stew alone, everyone's already sleeping
Everybody's moved away and can pay their bills on time
No one else is making a hundred and ten bucks for twenty hours
God I hate this fucking place
God I hate what happened to me
You promised we'd stay best of friends
But we can't cause I can't grow up