JAP Battle [Explicit] Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Bree Condon, Curt Mega, Donna Lynne Champlin, Pete Gardner, Rachel Bloom, Rachel Grate & Vincent Rodriguez III)

[AUDRA]
This is real deep beef from way back in the past
Deeper than I'll put a foot up in the crack of your ass
Come on, let's do this
Your little pals can witness how vicious
This Westchester alpha bitch is

I'm straight up malicious, a verbal curb stomper
Since we were toddlers I've studied every chink in your armor
And between your folks' divorce and that haircut on ya
I'm really not sure which one's the bigger shondeh

[REBECCA]
That means "disgrace", I'm translating for the goys
Our lifelines have been parallel like corduroys
But now, we'll see whose bars will prevail
In this beef of two hard-as-nails Shebrews from Scarsdale

[AUDRA]
We've got a conflict of interest

[REBECCA]
I'm about to give Levine the business

[AUDRA]
Spittin' venomous hate