[Frau Blucher]
Love comes when you least suspect it
Love dances in on a whim
I thought maybe I could direct it
But I never expected...
A guuy like him
He was a bully und a brute
He vas as crazy as a coot
Still I didn't give a hoot
He vas my boyfriend!
With ev'ry voman he vould flirt
He alvays treated me like dirt
But I vas happy to be hurt
He vas my boyfriend!
I vas as pure as a virgin meadow
Lying with Vicotr in the gloam
Then he turned to me, that charmer, whispered, "Let's play farmer."
And plowed me 'til the cows came home!
He vas a monster and a beast
His midnight bangings never ceased
It didn't faze me in the least
He vas my boyfriend!
Love comes when you least suspect it
Love dances in on a whim
I thought maybe I could direct it
But I never expected...
A guuy like him
He was a bully und a brute
He vas as crazy as a coot
Still I didn't give a hoot
He vas my boyfriend!
With ev'ry voman he vould flirt
He alvays treated me like dirt
But I vas happy to be hurt
He vas my boyfriend!
I vas as pure as a virgin meadow
Lying with Vicotr in the gloam
Then he turned to me, that charmer, whispered, "Let's play farmer."
And plowed me 'til the cows came home!
He vas a monster and a beast
His midnight bangings never ceased
It didn't faze me in the least
He vas my boyfriend!
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