I Hope That Somethin’ Better Comes Along Rowlf the Dog and Kermit the Frog

Spoken:
Rowlf: Evenin'...you look like you could use a drink
Kermit: Yeah, I'd like a grasshopper please
Rowlf: Hey, can we have a grasshopper for the frog?
Kermit: Uh, that's, that's Kermit...Kermit the Frog
Rowlf: Oh...Rowlf, Rowlf the dog here. Pleased to meet ya
I'm no Heifetz, but I get by
Let me guess. Broken heart, right?
Kermit: Huh, does it show?
Rowlf: Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have
You've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered
Dream for every falling star
Kermit: Exactly. She just walked out on me
Rowlf: Yeah, typical. That's why I live alone
Kermit: You do, huh?
Rowlf: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of
Beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed
Kermit: Nice and simple
Rowlf: Stay away from women, that's my motto
Kermit: But I can't
Rowlf: Neither can I, that's my trouble

Rowlf:
You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em
There's somethin' irresistible-ish about 'em
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long
I hope that somethin' better comes along