Roxanne, Roxanne UTFO

[Intro: Kangol Kid & EMD]
Yo EMD
Yeah, what's up man?
There goes that girl they call Roxanne, she's all stuck up
Why do you say that?
'Cause she wouldn't give a guy like me no rap

[Verse 1: Kangol Kid]
Man, she was walking down the street so I said "Hello
I'm Kangol from UTFO," and she said "So?"
And I said "So!? Baby don't you know?
I can sing, rap, and dance in just one show
'Cause I'm Kangol, Mr. Sophisticata
As far as I know ain't nobody greater
From beginning to end and to beginning
I never lose because I'm all about winning
But if I was to lose I wouldn't be upset
'Cause I'm not a gambler, I don't bet
I don't be in no casino, and baby, while you knizzow
That izzi is the grizzeat Kizzangizzol"
I thought she'd be impressed and give me devious rap
I thought I had her caught inside my sinister trap
I thought it'd be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that
I guess that's what I get for thinking, ain't that right, black?
Then trizzy to cizzome and see nizzumber wizzone
Crizzew rizzockin' tizzo a vizzan just like a gizzun
With a "bang, bang", brother I feel bad
But I ain't committing suicide for no crab
Calling her a crab is just a figure of speech
'Cause she's an apple, a pear, a plum, and a peach
I thought I had it in the palm of my hand
But man, oh man, if I was grand I'd bang Roxanne