Me and a friend went out one night
Walking in the street
We talked of God and the end of the world
I stuck my head in a fire hydrant
The night was cool it was around the time
That the fat ladies come out
While river rats broke windows
And performed unnatural acts
We walked halfway across the town
And sang in an amphitheatre
And then we walked a little further
And admired some graffiti
Dodging cars as we crossed the highway
We sure must have looked ugly
My shirt was soaked, the grass was wet
I stuck my head in a fire hydrant
We talked of things and the good book
While there was a naked lady on TV
She had no care - she had no shame
She had little propellers on
My friend he said, "I can't help but look
At this naked lady's body"
I said, "Dear friend you got a dirty mind;
Stick your head in a fire hydrant"
Walking in the street
We talked of God and the end of the world
I stuck my head in a fire hydrant
The night was cool it was around the time
That the fat ladies come out
While river rats broke windows
And performed unnatural acts
We walked halfway across the town
And sang in an amphitheatre
And then we walked a little further
And admired some graffiti
Dodging cars as we crossed the highway
We sure must have looked ugly
My shirt was soaked, the grass was wet
I stuck my head in a fire hydrant
We talked of things and the good book
While there was a naked lady on TV
She had no care - she had no shame
She had little propellers on
My friend he said, "I can't help but look
At this naked lady's body"
I said, "Dear friend you got a dirty mind;
Stick your head in a fire hydrant"
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