Funny Things Chris Orrick

[Verse 1]
I like funny people, funny faces, saying funny things
While I'm laughing so hysterically I spill my funny drink
With this funny chemical that makes me feel funny things
Instead of all this sad shit, in this funny fucking mind
And I'm struggling so desperately to block it out and try
To close the skin flaps that cover up my funny-looking eyes
So I don't have to think about this funny little country
With those funny little slips of paper that we call our money
With funny looking men who wore very funny wigs
That we obtain by doing variously funny gigs
And the government is funny 'cause they take a little portion
Then they spend it all on war and make us fight about abortion
And don't forget about the funny guns
We give to funny men who think it's funny watching children run
And other funny men go on their funny little shows
And think it's funny that the way to fix it won't ever be known

[Chorus]
It's funny, everything is funny
Everything is funny, everything is funny
Come on, everybody
Everything is funny, everything is funny
Everything is funny

[Post-Chorus]
When everything is funny, it's easier to think about the world's greatest country
I find it all hilarious, absolutely nothing going on could be nefarious
It's all so very comical, don't believe your eyes guys, none of this is possible
It's worthy of some knee-slapping, only question that I have is:
Why aren't you laughing?
Why aren't you laughing?
Why aren't you laughing?