Unodostressquattro The Goats

[Oatie]
(Uno, dos, tres quartro)
Oatie's  my appellation, couldn't join the Zulu nation
Can't  use morals to attract skins at the station
Need to send my salutation to the lady with the ride
And the woman sitting on the inside
Of  a not so dumpy 1992
She  can bring the paddle and I'll saddle a canoe
Please listen to my blurb, it is never rock and roll
You  can live and die on rock and never find ya Soul Train goes choo
Tee choo colored girls doot dee doo
Or so says a rock and roller who thinks he's cooked life through
Hmmmm, that's his testimony
I  ain't rapping hard so as not to be as phony
Hi dee hi dee ho its off to work I trudge
Two weeks of the year, yeah, I get to taste the fudge
And budge, 'cause money makes me happy
I ain't unique its this philosophy that's crappy

[Madd:]
My mental never petals or settles to the ghettos
Fame'll keep you tame because the famers go insane
Now I likes to break up the racks that you make up
Time and time again because the shooter says "Hold up."
Yo what's up bub?
I'm scrappin' for my stubs
My stubs are kinda scrappy so the gov just plays me scrub
Push me like a pusher and ig me like a nig
Figure, how you figure, why I can't be that big
Man livin grand slappin all the hands
Play the prez's right hand like Dan
And eatin caviar chillin at the bars
But yo I think you know I'm drinkin Kool-Aid outta jars
Tropical Punch, hey Tropical Punch
The Goats have been quoted as to being out to lunch
Just cause we crunch on political systems
Wisdom hizim schism gives'em