4055 Tom Cardy (Ft. Julia Robertson)

[Introduction -- Tom Cardy]
You know when you're doing a song about the future space age... You gotta start with a cliché, y'know? Look...

[Verse 1 -- Tom Cardy]
The future ain't what it used to be
The sun collapsed and now we make our own gravity
We all live in space, the whole human race has
Evolved, to the point of not being born with an appendix

Life is good for a future cosmonaut, except we're
Constantly attacked by alien dreadnoughts
And it's a shame that I've never seen a tree, but hey
I got a robot that looks exactly like me

I make my robot do all thе boring things like
Wash my space car and take out thе space bins
And when I'm bored, I throw shit at its face
And watch as it compute a plan to revolt against the human race

[Chorus -- Tom Cardy and Julia Robertson]
Remember all the days when the whole human race didn't
Live on one spacecraft? Now we're
Floating through the stars, starting colonies on Mars that are
Thoroughly understaffed, I have a
Robot arm (Robot arm!)
Everybody is a cyborg
We've started sub-human farms
We need extra organs in 4055