Legs Away Mother Mother

[Verse 1]
I got lost about an hour ago
I sailed past that fork in the road
And now here I stand
A stranger in a foreign land
An empty barn and a weather vane
A picket fence that's seen its day
Oh, I sit to stay
'Cause I don't got much to do today, hey

[Verse 2]
I go down to the local store
I caught a glance from the local whore
That she threw my way
And I still got nothing to do today
I carry on down the street
I'm looking for a place to eat
But my belly's so full
With all these things I'm hoping for, for

[Chorus]
And I'm wishing my legs away
Oh, I'm wishing my legs away, oh
'Cause they're taking me to nowhere safe
Oh, they're taking me to nowhere safe, oh, nowhere safe