The Unicorns Have Got to Go (Script) Regular Show

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(Episode begins in The Coffee Shop. Margaret gives Mordecai and Rigby a drink of coffee)

Margaret: Here're you guys, enjoy.

Rigby: (Takes a big sip from his coffee) Ah! Nothing beats drinkin' joe with my bro! Haha, right, Mordecai?

Mordecai: Huh, what? Yeeeeeaaahh. (Sighs) (Margaret then looks at Mordecai) Dude, Margaret totally just smiled at me.

Rigby: No she didn't.

Mordecai: Yes she did.

Rigby: Then why don't you ask her out?

Mordecai: Agh. It's not that easy. You wouldn't understand.

Rigby: Yeah, I wouldn't understand. Probably 'cos I'm too busy drinking joe with my bro like we came here to do in the first place, remember?

Mordecai: Shh. Wait.

(A commercial starts on the TV)

Man on TV: I once was lost, but now I'm found. (Sprays cologne, and women tears the man's clothes off) DudeTime, for men.

Rigby: Pssh. What kind of loser would want a bunch of chicks tearing their clothes off? Right, Mordecai?

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