Orgy On My Own "Weird Al" Yankovic

I remember all the moments when I used to hold you near
I remember the sweet nothings you would whisper in my ear
Whenever we would hold my hand my heart would skip a beat
We were such a happy couple and my life was so complete
But times have changed and now you've left me for some other guy
It seems I'll never get you back no matter how I try
This emptiness inside of mе is tearing me apart
I gotta find a way that I can soothe this aching hеart

'Cause babe I get so lonely whenever you're not here
You never even call me on the phone
So I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer
And have a little orgy on my own

I can't believe you'd ever go and leave me for that chump
So what if he's a millionaire, and I work in a dump?
So what if he makes more in an hour, than I make in a day?
He lights his pipes with dollar bills and bathes in Perrier
Well I'm not much into culture, and I don't drive no fancy cars
And I couldn't tell a dirt clod from a plate of caviar
I'd like to meet this friend of yours, so bring him by my place
I'll have a friendly chat with him and stab him in the face

'Cause you know I get so lonely whenever you're not here
You never even call me on the phone
So I'm gonna buy a Hustler and a six pack of beer
And have a little orgy on my own