Portland Nerf Herder

[Verse]

Go back to Portland
Go back to school
Go back to the 90s
When shit was cool
Go back to metal
Go back to punk
Go back to fucking
And fucking up

[Chorus]

Ohh let's slam the crust punk
'Cause he grabbed your bag of doughnuts
On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue
Nobody gives a fuck
About your stupid food truck at all
Out on the streets
Of Portland

[Spoken]

(And there's more!)
(Alright)