Holiday Hate Psychostick

It's that time of year for goin' shopping
It's that time of year for seein' grandma
It's that time of year for lying to children
That's right, Santa doesn't exist

It's that time of year for hatin' fruitcake
It's that time of year for drinkin' egg nog
It's that time of year for bakin' a mince pie
Betcha money by the end of the year you'll be fat

Toys a plenty and choo-choo trains
Summer sausage and candy canes
Wal-mart santa coin donations
Salvation Army dedications

Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers hit the malls, and drive the economy
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers do your stuff, and make us all glad to be home