Half-Hearted Get (Is Second Best) The Beautiful South

[Intro]

[Refrain]
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah

[Verse 1]
I've only got one real fan
She is not woman, she is not man
She's got her own coat of arms and her tartan and her own clan

Her clan surpasses beauty
Always love and never duty
A beauty that feels so alien to this land

[Verse 2]
These feelings should be censored, they should be banned
But when you put a porn star in these hands
I'm the 6 month old with the keys to his own pram

You've got this straight to play the fool
Miss out nursery, miss out school
And gave the bullet train option to this old abandoned tram