Passacaglia / A Bud and a Slice Joe Jackson (Ft. Brad Roberts)

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1: Brad Roberts]
Give me a Bud and a slice
And leave me alone
If I want your advice, I'll ask ya
They tell me caviar's nice, but I wouldn't know
So what's it to you?
Who needs your airs
And your microbrew?

[Chorus: Brad Roberts & Joe Jackson]
Look at the sun
See how it hangs
So still in the sky

[Verse 2: Brad Roberts]
Give me the new TV Guide
And get off the phone
Go on and take sides, it's not my problem
Waiting for worlds to collide in the comfort of home
They say Lucifer's free
What shall we do?
Don't ask me

[Bridge: Joe Jackson]
But it's not like I never go beyond these walls
I've got culture!
I go to the movies
Last week, saw the new Tarantino
Starring, shit, what's that guy's name again?
You know the scene where they put the blowtorch to his balls?
Bloody brilliant
My daughter threw up, she didn't understand
I told her, "It's just like the Beano
It's not real
And if it was, well, so what?
Come on, lighten up
Let's all lighten up"