[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
COLE PHELPS
VS
STEVE
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Cole Phelps]
Phelps, twelve-fourty-seven, bout to kick this dumbass in his nuts
When you rap battled your brother, why’d you say you’d fuck his butt?
I’ve investigated tons, and there’s something I’ve discovered
You’re 50 and you never had a chick under your covers
You know me, I’m the Snoopy D-O-double Jizzle
Chizzle nizzles when I sizzle make you fizzle fo shizzle (Oh)
I’ll blast you with my pistol, I’m no joke
Then I’ll whip you with my penis, just be careful, don’t choke
I’ll bust into your house and confiscate all of your shrooms
Since this retard gets his rocks off just for talking to his shoes
I’ll take your salt and pepper, and throw them on the floor
Then I’ll publicly expose you for saying that you are poor
And what’s with that gay mailbox? Springing his cock into your face
And you stick your hand inside him? Hehehehe are you gay?
In Steve vs Joe, you made remarks against the Jews
I beat a detective from LA, and I can beat you
[Verse 2: Steve Burns]
Yo, since I’m an original, I think that I will take the mic
I’m known for my clues, and I’m known for my stripes
Yeah, I’m the one that solves the who's and the do’s
Got this dude under the cues of my blue suede shoes
This dude really tryna bring my love life in this strife but
I’d rather bring home the bitches than cheat on my wife
That battle between my brother wasn’t written by me
Since you’re gonna bring that shit up, time to make your ears bleed (Woo)
You’re such a dumbass, you can reach through that window to unlock the door
But instead you use a lockpick and a cord (Ouch)
Ouch, feel that burn? Ain’t that a kick in the head
No holes in bowl, eat irradiated bread
You let those stupid casino guys take all your guns?
They probably heard about what you did to Fucking Megaton
You’re a vilified villain and I’m taking you in
Have you freaking questioned by my partner Herschel Biggs
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
COLE PHELPS
VS
STEVE
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Cole Phelps]
Phelps, twelve-fourty-seven, bout to kick this dumbass in his nuts
When you rap battled your brother, why’d you say you’d fuck his butt?
I’ve investigated tons, and there’s something I’ve discovered
You’re 50 and you never had a chick under your covers
You know me, I’m the Snoopy D-O-double Jizzle
Chizzle nizzles when I sizzle make you fizzle fo shizzle (Oh)
I’ll blast you with my pistol, I’m no joke
Then I’ll whip you with my penis, just be careful, don’t choke
I’ll bust into your house and confiscate all of your shrooms
Since this retard gets his rocks off just for talking to his shoes
I’ll take your salt and pepper, and throw them on the floor
Then I’ll publicly expose you for saying that you are poor
And what’s with that gay mailbox? Springing his cock into your face
And you stick your hand inside him? Hehehehe are you gay?
In Steve vs Joe, you made remarks against the Jews
I beat a detective from LA, and I can beat you
[Verse 2: Steve Burns]
Yo, since I’m an original, I think that I will take the mic
I’m known for my clues, and I’m known for my stripes
Yeah, I’m the one that solves the who's and the do’s
Got this dude under the cues of my blue suede shoes
This dude really tryna bring my love life in this strife but
I’d rather bring home the bitches than cheat on my wife
That battle between my brother wasn’t written by me
Since you’re gonna bring that shit up, time to make your ears bleed (Woo)
You’re such a dumbass, you can reach through that window to unlock the door
But instead you use a lockpick and a cord (Ouch)
Ouch, feel that burn? Ain’t that a kick in the head
No holes in bowl, eat irradiated bread
You let those stupid casino guys take all your guns?
They probably heard about what you did to Fucking Megaton
You’re a vilified villain and I’m taking you in
Have you freaking questioned by my partner Herschel Biggs
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