Dirty Laundry You, Me, and Everyone We Know

All alone again
All alone again

I speak as if I've lived
One minute
With eyes not fixed upon this screen
Stalking the girls I could never fuck
I mean, they're sluts, but it seems
I lack that luck

And I'm not the man to wash my hands
Home alone or acting like we hit it off
'Cause either way I'm just jerking someone off

Until we're dicks out and pissing
Until you leave town wishing
I won't be satisfied

Things are gonna be different now you'll see
And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me
It's getting aired and with heavy rotation
You'd better have a damn good explanation

You act as though you have lived
A life because your tad bit overcooked
But I've been burned and burned (and burned and burned)