Too Funny Merkules

[Intro]
But I forgot how to rap, right? (Hahahaha)
Yeah, I came up from the bottom, I arose from the ashes
Now I'm on my throne with a glass full of Absynthe
So do the math, half these rappers are has beens
And I'm so in the future that this track's in the past tense

[Verse 1]
Figure it out, I'm the illest spitter without a doubt
I came to kill these limp kids for they clout
Gimmie it now, BOOM, BOW catch a fist in ya mouth
I hear ya momma yellin' out now like "GET IN THE HOUSE"
I dropped a song last week they said I'm singin' too much
Like "we want bars not hooks Merk"
Well get off my nuts
I don't show up at ya work and tell you how to do your job
So fuck off and play my old shit and I'll do what I want
I don't only make music for you pissed off teens
So get lost please, I'll knock you out ya ripped off jeans
This is real life, you ain't seen the shit I've seen
I'll fuck around and let a clip off and hit y'all geeks
I'm on a whole other wave length, been raw since the 8th grade
A bald white, drunk Biggie Smalls wit a AK
I find it ironic that they hatin' on me
Cause I'm the one who taught 'em everything they basically me