The Next Best Thing Aesop Rock

[Intro: Sample]
You can read along with me in your book
You will know it is time to turn the page when you hear the chimes ring like this
Let's begin now

[Verse 1]
Yeah
Watch
(It's) The world's greatest thing ever thung
(It's) The saccharin that the sit on your tongue
Fill up his clip-on tie repellent
Squeegee to semi-developed
While you were sleepin' he's building Rome in his cellar
I'm too alive right now
The view to which you subscribe
Find the key to parry blockage of the cubicle kind
I had a plate of half cooked matters looking at me stupid
Fed 'em to the hogs that waddle between the bookends
Look, clear!
All I gotta do is:
Simply make the greatest masterpiece ever conceived by human students
Once I am convinced that the kismet inside the labor
Is already incredible I might as well ink the paper
Hell yes!
Easy-peasy, right?
Sure. Hey, whatever makes the hazel glaze well
I sink teeth deep in to the chart with a fang but for a hark
'cuz even silly pink bunnies look scary in the dark!
Bang on pots and pans, ring alarm swiftly
Cue to bugle turbulent, who salute the worker ant?
Duke up to the firmament, overthrow the vapors
With a fail-safe method composed by your nosy neighbors
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