​ellie’s problem (horndog) WillyRodriguezWasTaken

Hello everyone from A to Z. This is Willy Rodriguez from the infamous band known as... Willy Rodriguez. And today, well, today I wanna tell you a story about a small town in the heart of Stateosota. A town with- not a lot of people, but a town with people who care. Which is why today I'm going to tell you ALL about Ellie, someone with a bit of a problem! Which is why I need all the help from you to help solve Ellie's problem. Got it? Well, right on! See if you can pick up on the hints and clues within the story and see if you got it right by the end of it. So see you there!

You said, "Kiss me, but I'm not allowed
And fuck me till you're pulling out
The letters you read aloud
Don't seem to turn me on no more
Oh nooooooo oh noooooooo" (Baby just a little smooch will make me fall in love with you)

"But daddy, said it ain't alright
To make you my little Valentine
So fuck me like you hate my guts
And fuck me till it clutches up
Oh noooooo oh noooooooooo oh nooooooooo (Baby just a little smooch will make me fall in love with you) oh noooo
Oh noooooooo oh noooo oh noooo (Baby just a little smooch will make me fall in love with you) oh noooooo "

So let's just get together
I need to read every single letter
Before you get drunk in all the fiction
About the girls that you don't know

Oh! What have we learned about Ellie's situation so far? Any takers? Anyone? Well since no one's gonna answer, I guess we're just gonna keep going. But you do know, you're getting graded on participation right???? And you DO know, I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE A FUCKING HELL IF YOU DON'T COOPERATE WITH ME, OKAY? YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

"So kiss me, but I'm not allowed
And fuck me till you're pulling out
The letters you read aloud
Don't seem to turn me on no more
Oh nooooo oh nooooo nooooo oh nooooo" (Baby just a little smooch will make me fall in love with you)