The One With the Dozen Lasagnas Friends (TV) (Ft. David Crane & Marta Kauffman)
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[Scene: Gang sitting around Central Perk.]
[Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from "The Odd Couple". Chandler joins in, followed by Monica & Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from "I Dream of Jeannie"]
CHANDLER: No no no no, we're done.
OPENING CREDITS
[Scene: At girls' apartment; Monica working in kitchen]
MONICA [on phone]: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. [pauses, listens to person on phone] Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
[Camera moves to Chandler, Phoebe, Ross and Joey sitting in living room]
JOEY: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
ROSS: Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! [snaps fingers]
PHOEBE: Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. [Joey grimaces]
CHANDLER: And, we're done with the yogurt. [sets yogurt down on table]
PHOEBE: [softly] Sorry. [Camera pans back to Monica, still on phone]
MONICA: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? [listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked] Nice talk, Aunt Syl. [in New York accent] You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
[Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from "The Odd Couple". Chandler joins in, followed by Monica & Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from "I Dream of Jeannie"]
CHANDLER: No no no no, we're done.
OPENING CREDITS
[Scene: At girls' apartment; Monica working in kitchen]
MONICA [on phone]: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. [pauses, listens to person on phone] Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
[Camera moves to Chandler, Phoebe, Ross and Joey sitting in living room]
JOEY: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
ROSS: Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! [snaps fingers]
PHOEBE: Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. [Joey grimaces]
CHANDLER: And, we're done with the yogurt. [sets yogurt down on table]
PHOEBE: [softly] Sorry. [Camera pans back to Monica, still on phone]
MONICA: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? [listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked] Nice talk, Aunt Syl. [in New York accent] You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
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