Hong Fucking Kong The Queers

It's always gone on for far too long
And I just lost my shit
The roadie's stolen all my strings and looks like Cousin It
It's the Back to Bataan punk rock tour
But don't think it's a joke
When we had a sit-down meal, Hoglog choked on a bone

Oh no, oh no
Why do they have to be so mean?
Don't you dare bite into that thing
Whoa oh-whoa oh oh oh

Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out
Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out
Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out
Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out now

Freaking out right now
Freaking out right now
Freaking out right now
Tour's gone on a little too long
It looks like we lost our shit in Hong Kong