Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, Grace Helbig, Hannah Hart & Nice Peter)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ROMEO & JULIET!
VERSUS!
BONNIE & CLYDE!
BEGIN!

[Clyde & Bonnie]
I'll handle this darling, I'm known to fire off some BAR's
'Cause if these lovers cross me, they're gonna end up seeing stars
I mean I'll let you go first, but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in
On this hissy fittin' rich kid and this prepubescent vixen
I'm sick of them
Let's beat 'em then and we can rob 'em blind
I'll stick this punk up from the front I'll take this broad from behind
And pop a cap in the ass of the last Capulet heiress
Give Miss No Nights In Paris a reason to cry to her parents
Oh! Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore you tryin' to flow yo?
Mofo, you soft as a fro-yo
Are those the drapes or your clothes, bro? (Ooh!)
There's gonna be a tragedy
Make you ache like your balls on the balcony
Barrow Gang put their money where their mouth is
[Spit sick like a plague on both your houses!]

[Romeo & Juliet]
My love, your face is beauty to behold
I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildos
A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past
So together we shall both put these bitches on blast
En garde, thou artless beetle headed flax wench
The only insult you have thrust upon me is thine stench
Why don't you twist upon these nuts? I hear you're good with a wrench
The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense
Haha! And you there, wench with the neck of a chicken
You'll get an ass rippin' worse than your boyfriend's in prison
You're not a true romance, you're just a conjugal visit
Oh, but that's not even your real husband, now is it?