Ugly People Will Never Get Famous Talkshow Boy

[Verse 1]
Business people, they wake up early
Why'd you wanna wake up when you're waking up to paperwork?
I'll begin to wake up early
Before the latter come, it hurt my heart, it hurt my lungs, oh

[Pre-Chorus 1]
My breakfast was rushed
Therefore it was burned
My lesson was tough
But not necessarily learned

[Chorus]
Make hay while the sun is shining
Don't delay - he who hesitates is lost, lost, lost
Curiosity killed all the criminals
Look before you leap, read a book before you go to sleep
Presentation and personal hygiene
Shine those pearly whites, show us more, shampoo on one condition
That you're sure that you can shake that shit
When the morning comes and when you gotta go get down to it

[Verse 2]
Business people, they never get famous
15 minutes of fame, that's the name of the game
You kill a star, you're gonna get famous
Mark my words, here and now; this is murder most foul
Kiss my lips, you're gonna get famous
Catch a disease, weak at the knees, 'cause they don't know where I've been
Ugly people will never get famous
Unless they are a victim or unless they're real intelligent