All Men Are Dogs (Nine Dog MC’s Mix) Red Bandit (Ft. Grand Daddy I.U., Grand Puba, Mackwell, The Notorious B.I.G., Positive K, Pudgee tha Phat Bastard, R.A. The Rugged Man & Snaggapuss)

[Chorus]
You ain't nothing but a (dog)
Every man I know is a (dog)
All ya gonna be is a (dog)
You ain't nothing but a (dog)
Ooh!

[Bridge 1: Snagglepuss]
In the courtroom (Red Bandit) takes the stand
Snagglepuss, (Mackwell), (Positive)
(And Pudgee Tha Phat Man) all stand guilty as charged
And the only alibi is all men are dogs

[Verse 1: Pudgee Tha Phat Man]
Well I'mma say "roof" cause I'm a motherfuckin' K-9, It's play time
I don't fight fair, I'm aiming for below the waistline
There's been enough "zoom zoom in your poom poom"
You seen more dicks than the football team locker room
You be talkin', that Whip Appeal can't hurt me
I'll fuck you 'til your pussy is Raw like Eddie Murphy
You know, I really like that funky sensation
But when I see some of you bitches I'd rather practice masturbation
Let's get together, yo, whatever, whenever
I do more fuckin' than TLC and Mary J. Blidge put together
Now let's get it on, I turn that mortherfuckin' pussy off AND on
Pudgee Tha Phat Man and I'm a dog