Waste of Time and Money Electric Six

[Verse 1]
Once I saw the galaxies in your Jack and Coke eyes
And the sacrificial temple where your monster always dies
Once I wrote a gospel out of every word you say
And now you're on the front page of the USA Today

[Chorus 1]
Cutting to the front of the line
I find my mind
Is no place to raise a family
And I was looking all over for you, baby
You were always right in front of me
And tonight I'm declaring your love
To be a waste of time and money

[Verse 2]
Once you raised alpacas with your pet Komodo dragon
While I was eating cardboard in my father's station wagon
Once I sold everything I owned to buy your diamond ring
And now you're over at CNN sitting down with Larry King

[Chorus 2]
After five bottles of wine
My friends opine
That I should consider therapy
But they've clearly never been with you, baby
They don't know about the things that you've done to me
And tonight I'm declaring my life
Is a joke nowhere near funny