Cupid vs Leprechaun vs Easter Bunny Freshy Kanal (Ft. Freeced, LittleFlecks & The Stupendium)

[Verse 1: Cupid (The Stupendium)]
Love is in the air! When I snipe a rabbit, tag and claim him
Captivate the little lad whose ransom lays in tax evasion, pass the paycheck
You're no match for the matchmaker 'cause I rhyme gold
Show you tough love if you're at the end of my bow
Your fun is over, you got a porky odor and dress funny
I stay sober, I don't need four-leaf clovers to get lucky
Who'd give you a chance? You're a stupid little man
Last prom, I saw you cry enough to do a river dance
What's up with the bunny? I thought you were known for multiplying
You're just a symbol that ended up leaving cults divided
Just play dead, I have to go run some errands
'Cause you shouldn't lay eggs, I might've fucked up your parents

[Verse 2: Leprechaun (Freeced)]
You caught me in my pregame, so let me work me magic
I'll down me Guinness and when there's a record, I will scratch it
I always got the gold and keep it cash in hand
Green in me pot, it's calor gas, I'll smoke 'em if they try taxing that
Forget your picket fence, marriages are in distress
Divorce rates are crazy! 50/50, Cupid shits the bed
While you're flying around, tryna fix the sobbing and mourning
I'm shouting "Another round!" until the top of the morning
Spent some time on Olympus and Venus gave her love to me
So tell your mom she'll have to catch me if she wants me to pay custody
And Thumper, as for you, I'll poof you like it's a magic show
My next batch of shoes will be going up the rabbit hole
If Jesus doesn't deal with you first, then Cross me Rifle
All because you're prey to everyone don't mean you're in the Bible