Dry Bed Billy Bragg

I waked up in a dry bed mommy come see
I waked in a dry bed daddy I did
I woke up in a dry bed with dry feet and a dry head
I am a big boy now

Hey look at my dry bed
Come feel my dry bed
My beds all dry dry I'm a big boy
Look look at my dry bed
Dry dry my dry bed
My beds all dry dry and I'm a big boy

Rain didn't rain & wet my bed mommy come see
River didn't run and wet my bed daddy come look
Dry bed ho ho ho I'm gonna go to the movie show
'Cause I'm a big boy now

Hey look at my dry bed
Come feel my dry bed
My beds all dry dry I'm a big boy
Look look at my dry bed
Dry dry my dry bed
My beds all dry dry and I'm a big boy

Pussy cat didn't wet my bed last night
Sister come feel
Puppy dog didn't make my beddy bed wеt
Brother take a peek
Dry bed yippiе iye iye take me down to the pony ride
'Cause I'm a big boy now