[Verse 1]
A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip, whoo
[Chorus]
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a man
[Verse 2]
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed it real small
My Jewish friends would never call, whoo
[Chorus]
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip, whoo
[Chorus]
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a man
[Verse 2]
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed it real small
My Jewish friends would never call, whoo
[Chorus]
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
My my my my my moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
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