Megalobama Man on the Internet (Ft. Alex Beckham)

[Intro]
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time, then let's go
Before we start, I've got to let
You in on a little secret
I've got my Gaster Blaster gun
I'll tell you before we have our fun
I know this might cause some drama
But I'm BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

[Verse 1]
Seems once again that you've been had
I look at you and think, "not bad"
But Barack Obama wears the crown
I'll watch you perish as you drown
I'm undefeatable, 'cause I've held
All seven Chaos Emeralds
Try to fight me, and you're a goner
So tell Michellе, it's been an honor
Mine is the aim to make Undеrtale memes grander
This I will do, it's my strong, firm belief
You'll get dunked on by the master and commander
Hail to the President! Hail to the chief!

[Verse 2]
Plaster me on posters
And I'll manifest hope
But demand my worth, conspire with birthers
You'll just look like a dope
I'm a mighty wizard
Who grants you upvotes
And I like cat poster jokes
Try to fight Obama
And you'll meet your doom
You will know fear, like Neptune's spear
In my situation room
You didn't build business
But I'll make them boom