Stuck In The Middle Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

[Intro]
It's cool, Johnny
They say to please
Please

[Verse 1]
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I get so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

[Refrain]
There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

[Chorus]
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Lose control, yeah, I'm all over the place

[Refrain]
There's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

[Bridge]
Oh well you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man (Yeah, you are)
And your friends, they all come callin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please, please (Come on)