[Open Int. The Barn]
(Peridot is seen talking into her tape recorder into the barn, while Lapis and Steven watch on next to her.)
PERIDOT: And then I'll say, "Hey, as one refugee to another, it isn't so bad that we can't go back to Homeworld, am I right? Why don't we watch the sun come up and figure out what we're going to do with all this time, eh Lazuli?" And then she'll say, "Yes Peridot, as impressed I was by you on the ship, I am even more impressed with your new compact look and capacity for friendship! I'm so glad we're going to live together!" Peridot, Facet 5.
(Peridot stops recording and casually turns to Lapis.)
PERIDOT: Let's begin.
LAPIS: ... This isn't gonna work.
PERIDOT: Wait, what?
LAPIS: I really thought I would be living alone here.
STEVEN: Yeah, but this is even better! Oh here, how about this? I saw this on an episode of a TV show! I didn't see how it ended, but I'm sure it worked out right. We'll divide this place in half.
(Steven takes out a marker and starts drawing a straight line on the floor.)
STEVEN: You'll both have your own space. High ceilings, real wood floors, convenient location on the heart of the country; so what do you think, roomies?
(Peridot and Lapis stand opposite of one another on both sides of the line.)
PERIDOT: I like the cut of your gem, Steven Quartz!
(Peridot is seen talking into her tape recorder into the barn, while Lapis and Steven watch on next to her.)
PERIDOT: And then I'll say, "Hey, as one refugee to another, it isn't so bad that we can't go back to Homeworld, am I right? Why don't we watch the sun come up and figure out what we're going to do with all this time, eh Lazuli?" And then she'll say, "Yes Peridot, as impressed I was by you on the ship, I am even more impressed with your new compact look and capacity for friendship! I'm so glad we're going to live together!" Peridot, Facet 5.
(Peridot stops recording and casually turns to Lapis.)
PERIDOT: Let's begin.
LAPIS: ... This isn't gonna work.
PERIDOT: Wait, what?
LAPIS: I really thought I would be living alone here.
STEVEN: Yeah, but this is even better! Oh here, how about this? I saw this on an episode of a TV show! I didn't see how it ended, but I'm sure it worked out right. We'll divide this place in half.
(Steven takes out a marker and starts drawing a straight line on the floor.)
STEVEN: You'll both have your own space. High ceilings, real wood floors, convenient location on the heart of the country; so what do you think, roomies?
(Peridot and Lapis stand opposite of one another on both sides of the line.)
PERIDOT: I like the cut of your gem, Steven Quartz!
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