McDonald’s (Is the Place) Hot Dad

Heard about McDonald's for the first time the other day
Heard they're gonna make some good food
Hanging out all day, in the lobby, gonna eat some meat
Slide food through lips and then chew, yeah

C'mon, put a little mustard on the hotcakes
They don't serve toast
Eat fries with my best friends, do a high five
Then order some more
Slam dunk chicken nuggets into rich sauce
And suck the meat
Pour thick, creamy milkshake into bathtub
Get cold and clean

McDonald's food, it can't be beat
It's time to go, we're gonna eat

McDonald's food rules
McDonald's food rocks
We'll party tonight
McDonald's won't stop
I eat the hash browns
I love burgers too
McDonald's is the place, baby
Yeah, for me and you
McDonald's is the place, baby
Yeah, for me and you