The Great Debate Randy Newman

[NARRATOR]
Welcome, welcome, welcome
To this great arena
Durham, North Carolina
In the heart of the Research Triangle
We've come to this particular place tonight
'Cause we gotta look at things from every angle
We need some answers to some complicated questions
If we're going to get it right

To that end, we have here gathered
Some of the most expensive scientists in the world
Eminent scientists, that is
We got biologists, biometricians
We got a quantum mechanic, an astrophysician
Got a cosmologist, a cosmetician
Got an astronaut, we got Astroboy
We got he doctors, she doctors, knee doctors, tree doctors
We a got a lumberjack
And a life coach

On the other side, we have the true believers
We got the Baptists, the Methodists, the Presbyterians
Episcopalians are here, pass the hat
We got the Shakers, the Quakers, the anti-innoculators
The Big Boss Line, it's Madison time
The Six Blind Boys, Five Tons of Joy
Give 'em room, get outta the way
We got a Bible Belter from the Mississippi Delta
Have them all arrayed