George Washington vs William Wallace Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD & Nice Peter)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GEORGE WASHINGTON!
VS!
WILLIAM WALLACE!
BEGIN!

[George Washington]
There's a difference between you and me, Willy
I fought 'till I was actually Free, Willy
I got my face on a quarter
You got drawn and quartered
Tortured on the orders of a king, really?
How'd you get beat by a dude named Longshanks?
You hot dogged and he cut off your bean franks
I'm money like a national bank
Ain't nobody more street than Big G
Stone face with a grill of sheep teeth
A Mel Gibson movie is your legacy
I got a state and a day and a D.C
(Stroke!) Roll up in a boat
(Stroke!) You're sleeping, cut your throat
(Stroke!) I'll watch the blood flow, now who's got that Redcoat?

[William Wallace]
Look at you in your little blousy outfit
Looking like a stiffer white dick than your monument
I'll knock you the fuck out, mate
You died owning slaves, I died setting men free (Scot free!)
That's the highland way, this powdered prick couldn't beat me in a foot race
I was emasculated, eviscerated
I had my head chopped off and they put it on a pike
But I still find time to bust a Gaelic rhyme
I'll rip your Yankee Doodle arse on the mic
I'll knock your face off your moolah
Alba gu bràth! (Gu bràth!) Hoo-ra! (Hoo-ra!)
Founding Father, but no children
Crossed the Delaware, but your soldiers couldn't swim
That's Washington, such a shite tactician
The fucking British Army didn't even want him
I'm Wallace! And I'm flawless!
Stay hidden in your office or suffer great losses
I pop my kilt, strap my sword in my hilt
Step on the battlefield and I'm ready to kill
Send all your politicians straight down to hell
The only Washington I trust Denzel