Deadpool vs Boba Fett Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, Ivan "Flipz" Velez, Nice Peter & Robert Hoffman)
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DEADPOOL!
VERSUS!
BOBA FETT!
BEGIN!
[Deadpool]
Oh, is it me? Well, here's my first issue
I barely even know enough about you to diss you
But do you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up
And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up?
That's bananas! I do damage when I brandish my katanas
Man, I'll slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas
I'm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa
Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba
I'm tight, you're mad baggy; I'm toned, you're so flappy
Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy
Somebody oughta put a bounty on that cape
Maaaybe I'll write a letter, and mail it in your face
[Boba Fett]
Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1, cause your style makes me spacesick
And your bars are like your old pal Cable: fucking basic
I'll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn't quit running that lip off
Bitch, who you calling clone? You're a Deathstroke rip-off
You stole Spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes's weapons
You got Wolverine's powers, man, you're comic sloppy seconds
That Dr. Killebrew dude needs to go back to med school
'Cause right now, you're no good to me, Deadpool
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DEADPOOL!
VERSUS!
BOBA FETT!
BEGIN!
[Deadpool]
Oh, is it me? Well, here's my first issue
I barely even know enough about you to diss you
But do you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up
And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up?
That's bananas! I do damage when I brandish my katanas
Man, I'll slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas
I'm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa
Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba
I'm tight, you're mad baggy; I'm toned, you're so flappy
Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy
Somebody oughta put a bounty on that cape
Maaaybe I'll write a letter, and mail it in your face
[Boba Fett]
Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1, cause your style makes me spacesick
And your bars are like your old pal Cable: fucking basic
I'll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn't quit running that lip off
Bitch, who you calling clone? You're a Deathstroke rip-off
You stole Spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes's weapons
You got Wolverine's powers, man, you're comic sloppy seconds
That Dr. Killebrew dude needs to go back to med school
'Cause right now, you're no good to me, Deadpool
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