Lady Luck Vigilantes of Love

[Intro]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[Verse 1]
Now, if I were a politician
I'd want you on my ticket
If I were a hunter
I'd want you in my thicket
And if I were a brain surgeon
You'd be inside my knife
If I were a gambling man
You'd be inside my dice

[Chorus]
I'm as selfish as a schoolboy
Enamored with his prick
Now my life is like a handgun
And the hammer just went click

[Verse 2]
Now, if I were a writer
I'd want you in my pen
If I were a junkie
I'd want you in my syringe
And if I sold magic potions
You'd be inside my vial
If I were on death row
You'd be inside my file