Bathtub Gin Phish

[Verse 1]
Brett is in the bathtub
Making soup for the ambassadors
And I am in the hallway
Singing to the troubadours
And the kings are all lined up
Outside the gate
And the autumn bell is ringing
But they'll just have to wait

[Bridge 1]
Where is the joker?
Have you seen him around
With his three coned cap
That he wears like a crown?
Have you seen his striped stockings
And heard his sad tales
About the kids under the carpet
And the purple humpbacked whale

[Verse 2]
Here come the ambassadors
They show up one by one
Brett is tasting all the soup
To see if it is done
And Wendy's on the windowsill
Waiting to be let in
And we're all in the bathtub now
Making bathtub gin