Problems Zalinki

[Intro/Skit]
(Coughing)
(Like I said, it’s not like I don’t wanna go home but if I was given the option I would)
(Need ammo over here!)
(Anybody?!)
Gentlemen
(Yes, sir!)
Are you prepared?
(Um, uh) (I mean I’m gonna be honest, I don’t, I don’t) (Not sure)
Enough talk!
Gentlemen today when we go over that trench, we will be faced with an onslaught of, just, like a lot of bullets
Do we- do we really have to do this?
(Yeah) (I don’t wanna do this) (I don’t)
(Yes you have to do this, you signed the waiver!)
Okay, when you hеar that whistle you better bе prepared to climb over those trenches men and if you don’t, I'm gonna like, give ya- I'm gonna give you a noogie or something, I don't know
(Whistle)
Oh! There it is! Gentlemen, there’s the whistle!
Charge! Charge!
(A lot of screaming)
(Somebody tell me how to work this thing, hello?)
(Anybody help!)
(Hello anybody?)
(Mom? I’m- I’m in the middle of something, you’re breaking up!
Listen I don’t have any minu- I don’t have unlimited text and calls, y’know?)
(This game is stupid, you should feel stupid for enjoying it!)
(I’m leav-!)