This country's sure got problems:
Corruption, crime, and drugs
And though we try to fix the world
The world just hates our guts
But for all our woes and troubles
I still love the U.S..
'Cause compared to the rest of the world
America sucks less
They call us all polluters
With our Hummer SUVs
But in China, you can taste the air
And it tastes like iPhone 3s
You may hate our politicians
And protest what they say
But think about how much it sucks
To be Russian and gay
Our Congress can't do anything
Our Senators are goons
But at least they were elected
And their name's not Kim Jong-Un
Japan makes better cars than us
Games and cartoon shows
But I saw The Cove on Netflix
And that was pretty fucked-up, bros
Corruption, crime, and drugs
And though we try to fix the world
The world just hates our guts
But for all our woes and troubles
I still love the U.S..
'Cause compared to the rest of the world
America sucks less
They call us all polluters
With our Hummer SUVs
But in China, you can taste the air
And it tastes like iPhone 3s
You may hate our politicians
And protest what they say
But think about how much it sucks
To be Russian and gay
Our Congress can't do anything
Our Senators are goons
But at least they were elected
And their name's not Kim Jong-Un
Japan makes better cars than us
Games and cartoon shows
But I saw The Cove on Netflix
And that was pretty fucked-up, bros
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