Hrothgar Jason Craig (Ft. Dave Malloy)

[HROTHGAR]
Oh, dear God,
I'm a fuckin' mess!
I've been up all night
Reeling in distress!
Grendel's killin' all my men like a game of chess!
And my pieces are dwindlin'
I have less and less!

Oh, dear God,
Help me out a bit!
I'm losing my mind over all this shit!
My mead-hall's torn apart and I've nowhere to sit!
At least we still have booze,
I think I'll go get lit!

[ACADEMICS]
King Hrothgar
King Hrothgar
King Hrothgar/Hey (x9)
King Hrothgar/Hey (x9)

[Oom-pah continues; Clarinet Solo]

[HROTHGAR]
Oh, dear God
Now I've turned to drink!
And my poor queen
What will she think?
I used to be her rock,
But now I need a shrink!
And I've pissed my pants!
It's beginning to stink!