The Reason a Dog Aerosmith

[Verse 1]
You keep a knocking but you can't come in
The way you love I adore
You always come never know where you been
But a, now I'm here baby to even the score
You're up, you're down
You're always runnin in place
Triathlon if you please
You're always begging me for a taste
But ain’t up to snuff if you sneeze

[Chorus]
Yak, yak, yak
Lord you give me the bends
Your head's in jail
I'll call out the law
Like The Reason a Dog
Has so many friends
He wags his tail instead of his tongue

[Verse 2]
Your older sister
She's a lot like you
She likes to grab my microphone
Now there ain’t too much she won't do
Especially when we're all alone
You're up, you're down
You're always runnin in place
Triathlon if you please
Her mind's on rewind and erase
But you might get shot, babe
When you're shootin the breeze