The Rum Tum Tugger Andrew Lloyd Webber, Original London Cast, Finola Hughes, & Paul Nicholas

[COMPANY]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

[RUM TUM TUGGER]
If you offer me pheasant I'd rather have grouse
If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat
If you put me in a flat then I'd rather have a house
If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat
If you set me on a rat then I'd rather chase a mouse

[COMPANY]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

[RUM TUM TUGGER]
And there isn't any call for me to shout it

[COMPANY]
For he will do as he do do

[RUM TUM TUGGER]
And there's no doing anything abou-a-wow-t it

[MR. MISTOFFELEES]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore

[RUM TUM TUGGER]
When you let me in, then I want to go out
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
As soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about
I like to lie in the bureau drawer
But I make such a fuss if I can't get out