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Warm Up Sessions - Elro (Ft. SBTV)
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Warm Up Sessions Elro (Ft. SBTV)

Warm Up Sessions - Elro (Ft. SBTV)
[Spoken]
First off, uh, shout out to Dan White Derulo
Shout out to anyone from Brunel Uni
And, anyone from Chepstow
My name's Elro

[Section 1]
I'm like an undercover cop, in bed, I'm undercover double
I'm undiscovered in rubble and only trouble is that
I keep staring in space, they call me Hubble
Like a cockney in the bath with a bong, I'm having a bubble
They say I'm blocking, I'm table topping, I'm mocking
I'm mopping the floor for pills and shit, Then I'm dropping
Un-metaphorically though, I'm like a boffin, I'm boffing
Shit the thought of a fag got me coughin', now I'm in a coffin
Underlyin', I'm lying, I'm lying under my bed
I'm lying under the guillotine while they're giving me head
I'm like chlamydia butter, coz I'm easily spread
I'm like a kid named Ed, coz my eyes are red
Tryin' to have a quick session, I'm messin'
Don't have a session when your mum's in the house, learned my lesson
Back to subject, I burn the bestin
If you want a toke on my spliff, need investment
I want to kick it with Rik Waller, and let him lick the
Sauce off a virgin's legs, I'm cherry lickin'
I'm sicker than playing cricket with real stumps as wickets
I'm in love with a mouse named Minnie, but I'll take the Mickey
A couple of people told me my shit was offensive
So I stabbed them and put their heads on my fences
I told them understand a joke is a joke
And if they weren't so dense, then maybe I wouldn't get so defensive
I'm like a new born child, coz I'm a big tit sucker
Like a man named Freud coz I'm a clever motherfucker
This is the warm-up for SB TV
If you want to see more just search me...
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