[Intro]
Hey there, pal!
Looking for work, but sick of being pushed around by lousy bosses?
How would you like to run and manage your own business?
Well, all we need from you is a little paperwork, and your soul
[Verse 1]
Become a Fazbear franchisee
You're more than family, you're the star
We've got a little fixer-upper for you
There's lots of work here to do, so let's start!
Cut some corners if it makes you a profit
I promise you're gonna go far
Frozen pizza's the best, not one ingredient's fresh
But just tell the customer they are
All these animatronics have made us so famous
They've got a history, almost all of it's heinous
But they make us so much money, how could anyone blame us?
Salvage all the old ones, shouldn't be dangerous
I've heard a frontal lobe removal's rather painless,
Better that to happen than for us to go bankrupt
And remember, if you ever get hurt on the job
Unfortunately, corporate cannot cover your loss
[Chorus]
Come on down to Freddy's, and we'll make a tycoon of you
Invest all of your savings 'cause you're gonna double it soon
Minimize the casualties, and please, just don't get us sued
Every shift will be fun if you get your duties done
And clean all the blood off your shoes
Hey there, pal!
Looking for work, but sick of being pushed around by lousy bosses?
How would you like to run and manage your own business?
Well, all we need from you is a little paperwork, and your soul
[Verse 1]
Become a Fazbear franchisee
You're more than family, you're the star
We've got a little fixer-upper for you
There's lots of work here to do, so let's start!
Cut some corners if it makes you a profit
I promise you're gonna go far
Frozen pizza's the best, not one ingredient's fresh
But just tell the customer they are
All these animatronics have made us so famous
They've got a history, almost all of it's heinous
But they make us so much money, how could anyone blame us?
Salvage all the old ones, shouldn't be dangerous
I've heard a frontal lobe removal's rather painless,
Better that to happen than for us to go bankrupt
And remember, if you ever get hurt on the job
Unfortunately, corporate cannot cover your loss
[Chorus]
Come on down to Freddy's, and we'll make a tycoon of you
Invest all of your savings 'cause you're gonna double it soon
Minimize the casualties, and please, just don't get us sued
Every shift will be fun if you get your duties done
And clean all the blood off your shoes
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