[Verse 1]
Norman and Norma got married in Cromer
April 1983
It could have been warmer but Norman and Norma
Were happy as they’d ever been
They flew to Majorca and swam in the water
It felt just like having a bath
The piña coladas hit Norma hard
And she fell into bed with a laugh
And she said
[Chorus]
Oh, Norman, it’s never ever felt like this before
And, oh, Norman, I’ve never really known your kiss before
Oh no, Norman, Norman
[Verse 2]
Norman and Norma had three lovely daughters
Nadia, Nora and Neive
The firm Norma worked at wouldn’t take her back
After maternity leave
They dreamt of Majorca but couldn’t afford to
Go on Norman’s salary
So they went to Cromer, got double pneumonia
And Norma remembered when she used to say
Norman and Norma got married in Cromer
April 1983
It could have been warmer but Norman and Norma
Were happy as they’d ever been
They flew to Majorca and swam in the water
It felt just like having a bath
The piña coladas hit Norma hard
And she fell into bed with a laugh
And she said
[Chorus]
Oh, Norman, it’s never ever felt like this before
And, oh, Norman, I’ve never really known your kiss before
Oh no, Norman, Norman
[Verse 2]
Norman and Norma had three lovely daughters
Nadia, Nora and Neive
The firm Norma worked at wouldn’t take her back
After maternity leave
They dreamt of Majorca but couldn’t afford to
Go on Norman’s salary
So they went to Cromer, got double pneumonia
And Norma remembered when she used to say
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