Irving’s Camp Fire Song Phineas and Ferb (Ft. Irving Du Bois)

[Intro]
Doodly-doodly-dee
A diddly-diddly-doo
If you go out in the woods
Here are the things you should not do...

[Verse 1]
Oh, never lick a tree below the dog line
If it's brown and sticky, do not pick it up (Unless it's a stick.)
Banjo-playing hicks should be avoided
And it's no joke, that poison oak is not a friendly shrub

[Chorus]
With a diddly-diddly-doo and a doodly-doodly-dee
Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me

[Verse 2]
Lakes and creeks and ponds are fish's toilets
A thimbleful would surely be your death
Don't drink out of a bog
You may ingest a polliwog
And soon you may be drawing your last breath
Be a grownup!

[Chorus]
Doodly-doodly-dee
A deedly-doodly-doo
All these gruesome things are surely
Gonna happen to you